clayjokes:

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

kjapasmixedboyfriend:

feisar:

2017 were all gonna stop posting self deprecating and “I wanna die” memes

you’ll have to pry my morbid coping mechanisms from my cold, dead hands

shacklefunk:

why do mosquitoes have to leave itchy bites. cant they just drink blood w/o ruining my day, like i have a lot of blood, u can have some, this is just excessive

eearth:

me, thinking about how deeply flawed the modern world is: this shit is bananas *deep sigh* b - a - n - a - n - a - s  :(